Tuesday, June 22, 2010

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Tayga Risorta

-7 days

There is clear why the Prince Shaman, suddenly, it seems very, very pissed off!

... . Ridgell takes Apelios aside and explains that it is as if he had asked Berlusconi to accept the nomination of a Prime Minister Fini ... ...

Shaman When the Prince is gone, slamming the door of the temple, the 'echo of the crash is steeped in the deep and embarrassed silence that follows. Only the whispering voice of the magician's ear Apelios, and the silent but pestilential Alkatel of farts and Balakov, reports no all action . What to do now?

"Taiga must be resurrected, under chiericone, get to do!" Alkatel thunder explodes with his deep voice from below.

"I can do it now, I have spent my strength to treat the other two, it would be too much the amount of magical energy demand, I've done all the overtime possible, the unions will not let me, I will have no further increases for at least four years, I do not do . Sorry but you really have to go to hell and we have to wait until tomorrow. "

With the intention to occupy the time that separates us from so much waiting the resurrection of our High Priestess, start a lively discussion, and who will elect as supreme ruler? Prince Shaman King or the Anti-evoked?

Balakov: "I tell the crown prince of the Shaman."

Ridgell: "It 's an asshole, pompous and inflated balloon. A skin, and even balls, I say do not elect him!"

Apelios: "At first I was of the opinion to appoint the Prince, but his response left me somewhat perplexed. ... ... ...."

Ailin: "But what I wonder ... .. after your skillful diplomatic surprise me by the hand ... .."

Alkatel: "... ... ... and the son of the king of this kingdom, what happened ...., I do not remember More .... ... .. "

Balakov:" My vote is for the prince shaman ... ... ... ... ...! "

Apelios:" Really ... ..? "

Ridgell: "It 's false, not to be trusted. I do not trust! It is better to King Asshole Anti-alias King Summoned "

Apelios:" You say ... ... ... ... ...? "

Ailin," How do you say this. Do you realize that if we elect the Anti-King Summoned risk that war broke out between elves and the king of the undead on the island where there is a portal. "

Apelios:" ... ... ... ... .. you say? "

Ailin:" We are here to avoid this war, please! "

Apelios:" .... .. ... Ah! "

Yes ... .... ... No .... ... Yes ... No ... .. .... . .. Yes ... No ... ... ... ..!

... .. all this repeated no less than fifteen times ....

The pleasant discussion is interrupted by an unpleasant view. Now the temple is so neutered by the presence of clerics heretics, but it is completely defenseless. Anyone with a desire to stir and able to enter whenever he wants. We realize that probably Ass has an interest in us out, and within a couple of hours if he is able to reach and revolt like a sock. What to do?

"Let's go!" someone says, looking worried and restless in the back.

"But we still go back tomorrow to recover Tayga. The problem will come back tomorrow to ask!"

"Someone said:" Tomorrow is another day! " cites the scholar Balakov, between a belch and the other .-

quickly we go and fly a griffin, we reach the castle of the king who welcomed us very happy to see us live and is extremely curious to learn about the temple and the temple of the Red Castle. We satisfy his thirst for knowledge warrant that you have completely solved the problem of the curse of the temple ... .. ... ... .. maybe!

We ask hospitality for the night, explaining the dangers that we would progress at the temple.

At dusk we receive encouraging news from the king of the neighboring kingdom. "The troops will be deployed at the place and time agreed upon."

During the evening we see a strange behavior in Ridgell. Throughout the evening, the magician tries to convince the king to accept the title of High King. There are many lures that addresses the sovereign to remember a sly cat who purrs in front of the lair of the rat.

Luckily the old sire with good grace rejects the proposal, dismissing the insistent magician with great diplomacy.

- 6 days

rises the dawn. It comes to us the time to return to the Red Temple to resurrect Tayga. A gryphon flight back over the distance that separates us from the goal. Carefully fly over the temple.

Everything is silent. For inexperienced eye seems at peace with the sacred building, but also be fast magic (Alkatel) understand that inside is a powerful, persistent magical aura. What to do?

As usual among peers bursts an array of suggestions among many:

"Torniamocene home!" (What kind of house, you idiot!)

"I was thinking of launching a ghostly setting ... ... .... So let's see if there is an area of \u200b\u200banti-magic inside ... .. ! (not work, idiot!)

"Who identification of life?" (Even minor forms such as Milan fans and fortitude) .-

"Taiga, but she died."

"move from the sacristy." (A steal communion wafers!)

"Let's divide into three groups: one passing through the center, a right wing (Ridgell ....) and a left wing. Arriving at the altar with Tayga ago point and can touch my butt ! "

"I feel the presence of only one person ... ... but the field is too magical powerful to be able to say more. "said the keeper. (Do not ever understand a shit, he thinks the Archmage) .-

" Finally-Jin Lyu is useful for something. "comments in a low voice Ailin (When you say the naive optimism ...).

"Finish what we do for your priestess, you must destroy the temple. It's too dangerous to leave it. We hope to have arrived in time! "Consideration of the Cleric everyone agrees (Especially Alkatel, that found in the word destroy a glimmer of understanding of his brain has yet mononeuronico for version 0.0) .- .

Finally, the team enters the field with the following line:

  • Balakov Askew and run through the side passage to the sacristy to get out from behind the altar. ( Gourmet ...) .-

  • Ailin, Ridgell, Apelios, Alkatel, Lyu-Jin, and Chiericone enter through the front door from the nave.

environments appear empty. The atmosphere as you enter the temple, the more it becomes heavy. (I will not dwell even more to explain why ...) The air is so imbued with magic that seems as thick as molasses. It is difficult to proceed. Put one foot in front of others requires great effort. The astonishment and concern shines on the faces of companions.

presbytery stands on a bare stone altar. The look of the cleric raised reassures us. Anyone who has uploaded the temple of magic, has desecrated the altar. The spell of resurrection is still possible.

Suddenly from the shadows of a column appears in a single miserable cleric Black is undoubtedly III Emorroides the evil , sent a smart ass. It is he who has overburdened the sanctuary.

Askew and Balakov come very quickly through the small door of the sacristy behind the altar and placed at the cleric's Black Following a few things happen quickly:

  • someone realizes that the powerful magical aura that pervades the temple, is nothing but an accurate spell of identification whereby Ass will be aware of even our most intimate secrets.

  • Chirico The Black launches scream "Miscredentiiiiiii ... ..!" and with the ritual dagger, supported by a generous dose of preparation H , cut his throat on the altar and poured dead fouling the same with his blood.

  • The Chiericone in turn screams "Noooooo! Tempiooooo desecrate the way!" and running wrapped in tens of meters of toilet paper , rushes forward.

  • Askew heard the anguished cry of Cleric tries to save the situation and a decision will try to move the body of the cleric Black

  • The corpse, when touched, explodes in full Chiericone hitting, injuring a smear of blood stain and the dwarf cursed and smelly sprays and marronicini , almost all of the altar.

  • The Chiericone huddled in the one corner of the altar pure realizing that it was broken by the terrible and eternal curse "perpetual stink" , spends all his energies to resurrect Tayga and to start ' self-destruction of the entire building their self-sacrifice in the act.

On the advice of Chiericone (when he was still alive, and flavored ....) Seize the living body of our female pope and in less than no time running away from Temple that behind us implode on himself with an exaggerated release of magic (type of ejaculation Godzilla and King Kong as a whole).

is done!

A flight Griffin take the longer route to the castle of King Anti-Summoned. Curiously enough the king greets us graciously.

  • 5 days

We rest to allow Tayga, still unconscious, to recover his strength.

Meanwhile open the ballot for the election of the Supreme Sovereign:

I hate elections, adds evoked the dark, I remind you that democracy is the worst form of government possible, just think that Stalin was elected ....


Prince Shaman

Re Anti-evoked

Tayga


X

Apelios

X


Alkatel

X


Ridgell


X

Ailin

X


Askew

X


Balakov

X


  • 4 days

What imagination, my foolish fellow, that fortune Tayga think for themselves ...

The day continues dull.

Towards evening the king summons us. Arrived before him we see his face worried and uncertain.

"Your friend, Prince Shaman, not with the army. You know where I can find?"

A cold shower down on the company. Where is it? Why not? These and many more are the questions that haunt the mind of all the comrades. In all but one of the magician. A clear "I told you that you could not trust the bastard son of a bitch" is printed very clearly on his face mockingly.

Yeah ... ..





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