Sunday, April 11, 2010

33 Weeks Pregnant With Sore Stomach?

What a night it was the unlucky

That sucker was a night we had understood immediately, Ridgell went to knock on a door, raised by very caring person he is, and was found covered in acid and without a hand, Apelios would be a nap and a blanket for a couple of pounds had reduced to a sole, Ailin, believed to be a sole, had tried to pass through a closed door and was made in slices.

Yet shortly after the survivors have found that their companions had gone incredibly well.

We open a door and an item requires us to enter, close the door and said to leave the weapons.

first clue that things are about to turn for the worse.

kindly invites us to enter the next room one at a time.

second clue that things are going very badly.

Taiga brave and head of the company, believing that it could be an invitation to make merry, confident voice with "I'll go first." The other a bit 'jealous that you enjoyed the party for her first reluctantly agree.

Taiga just entered the other room is surrounded by archers with arrows pointed at her, one that says not to worry that it is only for the safety of king, and some behind the gag and bind her hands tightly so that it can at most emit a moan.

is conducted in another room while his companions felt the moan of Taiga hopefuls entering the room one at a time certain to finally go to do good.

We are all well with their hands tied and gagged in another room where there are an idiot, with a great physical and half naked, sitting on a kind of throne (to the delight of Maria de Filippi), a clown suit red (and so far for a lively evening there is still some hope for Taiga and Ailin), but what immediately dampens the enthusiasm of the two companies is the vision of the chimney which heats up on instruments of torture and in front of a table with tripod and various amenities.

For further confirmation on a table beside the entrance is just past Jin Liu hand dell'energumeno near the table of torture and reduced to a bloody heap.

Third clue that you are in total m ... more.

Sure that was not the right night for a party:

Ridgell tries to cast a spell before you realize they have their arms tied, to be without a hand and being gagged

Balakov surrenders to noise unedifying leaving to understand that eating slices of sweet brown stuff is not good

Ridgell tries to cast a spell before you realize they have their arms tied, to be without a hand and being gagged

Alcatel seeks to draw the sword without realizing that your hands are tied and no longer had his weapons

Ridgell tries to cast a spell before you realize they have their arms tied, to be without a hand and being gagged

Taiga think "and I have not even combed first to appear before the king" tries to

Ridgell cast a spell before you realize they have their arms tied, to be without a hand and being gagged

Cube tries to duck to avoid being seen convincing to be small, small.

Ridgell ...

Ailin Apelios and do nothing because they are in a coma and in the other room (for once it's gone really well).

The clown dressed in red to remove the gag order in Taiga and put it on the rack, the genial head of the company thinks "I knew it did not appear before the king wore badly worsted."

The red clown who is realizing the true mind of the group is to remove the gag order and the champion of saying everything he knows and why we have come to kill the king in the company of a heretic.

Knowing that his words depends on the health of the Priestess and having to be quick to get the clown dressed in red of our good intentions towards the king, Alcatel starts telling how he lost his first tooth, how it was nice to learn to speak and the first sword that he pulled.

is interrupted, much to his disappointment by Taiga that very rudely screams when he tries to make the stand as tall as Karim Abdul Jabbar.

the words that Alcatel pile up, sure I made a mistake is corrected immediately, "but my first sword I pulled slowly and I have not even enjoyed it." Interrupted again by the cries of the priestess increasingly rude and not being able to blame because she is too far away, the Paladin decides to blow off steam by pulling a knob crazy fool to red. While this falls to the ground stunned the paladin is struck by a number of Quadrelle spring and fall to the ground over his rival (who now call bulbous nose for obvious reasons). These rises and very nasal voice ordered to give a beating in the legs to Ridgell, who in the meantime, realizing they have their arms tied, to be without a hand and being gagged, tried to cast a spell.

At this point, while Taiga, mercifully fainted, is removed from the rack, with a shot worthy of the theater Otelma magician, disappears behind the wall and the table of torture is the true king in the company of a tall and muscular guy like Hulk, bald as Kojak and dressed as a Franciscan friar (from clear what that brain damage can result in many years as a master).

King, clearly a bravuomo order:

  1. beheads bulbous nose

  2. orders the result of the warped mind of the master to treat his companions if he does not want to end up in point 1)

  3. says to his companions to follow him into the next room (whatever that means)

  4. once the companions miraculously healed all who follow him, to them a riddle, which demonstrates that the university professors do not have a c.. to do all day and can spend the time to invent convoluted and horrible pitfalls for seven poor

  5. after that, warning that the war is evoked against the imminent and necessary, let us

Ridgell, which is not managed to pull a spell in the whole evening he decided to drink a little 'to alcohol for comfort and clarity that sets it apart in these situations is the solution to the horrible riddle.

discover that, perhaps for revenge, to organize the war next venture was the Prince Chjn dead, which evoked the Red Priest of the temple attack in 15 days and we have a way to enter the temple by a secret passage to take, we hope, Ass (the now famous duo in glove) by surprise.

After these findings we decided to rest and when you wake up do democraticissimo a referendum to decide who we want to crown king of the continent, where the prince shaman who treated us well in the end, we sought advice and allowed us to get out safely despite contrary to the opinion of the wife or the king bastard who made us bind, gag, and was tortured while drooling to assist Lju Gin and Taiga and while (this is the very bottom of sadism), we were forced to listen to talks by Alcatel.

We all agree that the king Prince is the best shaman, except that Ridgell, locked in an acrimonious grudge because he could not pull his spell in the evening, he argues that the two candidates are both cute.

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