Guy Wearing A Leotard

Alkatel

We do not care about because, despite having suffered numerous injuries, we're all good ... ... .. for items lost in the fog surrounding the 'single neuron in our paladin, as you will soon appreciate
.- In fact, soon after we arrive in a village full of human beings means, means that cats, after having praised and Imbroda for defeating the centaurs and centaragni us offer a sumptuous banquet of tasty dishes based .-
Tayga, enlightened by his god, Ridgell asked to fast and good and obedient Archmage, not difficult to abstain because, after careful observation of course, recognizes the unmistakable look and smell of human flesh .-
Alkatel While the cube and stuff themselves with too greedily and Ailin, and Apelios Tayga seem to like the banquet, the only moderate Balakov seems a bit '.-
Finished lunch, we retire to a hut, because there will be about forty degrees outside, and, in order to Taff, everyone is happy slipped .-
Ridgell, who was the only one awake, having cursed all the gods known to not to cut the throats of everyone, but especially for having finished the beer and other alcoholic substances necessary, to wake up and slaps Balakov Tayga which then takes care of all the others except Ailin (not because it's bitch, but because has finished the treatment, also because a little 'bitch ... actually it is ...) .-
Ridgell then, in a unprovoked act of stupidity, assisted by a bracing sip of limoncello, the foul-smelling plant (in terms of magic) on the dagger ground overlooking the entrance to the hut and launches the first ball of fire that killed at least tens of Gattaccia
.- The dagger is gone and Ridgell, which ultimately makes the calmness and good nature of the peculiar aspects of his character, an excess power 'other ball of fire and the spear, swearing so happy and exterminating all life within a few square kilometers .- The
Gattaccia even though not fully understanding the concept of elemental square kilometers (Alkatel nor for that matter ...), at least have the courtesy to die .-
In all of our heroes leave the village and arrive, by chance, in a clearing at the center rises, stubborn as a tronista Mary de Filippi, a well
.- Well, damn him, no water, but a liquid disturbing, but definitely appealing to the innocent Archmage, as supporting the evil dagger
.- Now the Archmage, tied by the feet and at the waist by ropes held by two strong cube and mononeuronico (and here we understand the state of Ridgell ... ... ...) is drawn into the pit just in time to be justly attacked by the liquid that was not even Moulinsky Stanislaus, was none other than a hideous octopus Doppelganger .-
Ridgell While trying to convince the two big idiots to let go, to not being in the company of an archer and a wizard well separated from each other, meanwhile, launched a powerful spell against the monster that took the surprise, lets .-
Ridgell fall into the pit virtually unscathed, and the monster, scared, it is spread on the surrounding walls
.- The Archmage is able to end the horrid creature that attacks him when suddenly a nagging feeling provable only by those who had the misfortune of having the spine separated from the rest of the spine due to a two-handed sword held by a gigantic idiot .-
Ridgell lifeless, remains on the ground, while the demented take unnecessary sword
well .- The octopus probably die of laughter ... ... ... ..

Hiv Test 7 Weeks After Exposure

Oxema the honest

We are enjoying a well earned rest, between a fart and the other Alkatel, when the King Undead (who now call for convenience RNM), appears in all its terrifying and horrifying at the threshold of nomortalità door of the room we occupied
.- E 'required to make the horrid and foul presence of MRI to wake everyone in the throes of a discomfort similar to the one recently experienced at the best race of underarm sweat hired dall'inesperto cube, from willing Balakov but less talented, and of course by the inevitable and eternal champion winning .-
RNM, without creating unnecessary fuss, after airing the room, tells us that:
 The Rok was pissed off, probably incited by someone (we assume this was an Amadori, cleverly infiltrated by Chin);
 L ' only way to calm him and feed him a stinking slop that is on another world, fortunately, easily accessible from a portal located here;
 The slop we can provide a layer and the powerful being, half goat, half-demon, half Fortitudine named Oxema the honest (no, I was already drunk, it unable to cope, horrific beings in this world worth at least one and a half ...)
 To convince to give us the slop and make us go home, through the use of other portal which only he knows the location and mode of operation (usual cost of two elves slaughtered), an opal RNM us gentleness of extraordinary value to barter ;
 The opal should be soaked with the blood of a cleric. As one man choose Apelios the brave .-
without getting lost in conversation shredded Apelios, tinted opal, slaying two elves (take the opportunity to make a most fitting and convenient pass for ten portalcorse the modest price of only three gorges cut more)
.- The new world is like a huge cave, infused with an insane gleam, unfortunately, full of vegetation looking thoughtful Milan fans and
.- Fortunately, after almost managed to cross a long free path / forest / swamp / mushroom (and thus prey to deadly boredom), we are surrounded by a dozen bikers with prosthetic sockets Berlusconi to appear in higher
.- These, once appointed Oxema honest, help us to continue to lead us to fall like chickens in an ambush by hundreds of tesaci centauragni .-
Now Apelios boasts charismatic leadership qualities in a voice ordering the beasts Luciana Littizzetto set type: "Stop, I order" .-
this, right, and slam it, spraying smelly miasma, attack him and happy .-
Ailin Ridgell begin to slaughter beings with darts and other useful spells .-
Askew and the two Alkatel (sobh!) halved it with several powerful blows .-
Balakov, centaragna particularly enamored of a handsome, seduces her with his arm foul sorcery and flats with her to try to draw undoubted pleasures
.- Three bikers, meanwhile, kidnapped in the garish centaragna beautiful, they take quite bad and begin to target Apelios with their arrows, as to transform into a human pincushion
.- At this point in Ridgell down the chain and throws a ball of fire, to his astonishment, exterminate all bikers, all centaragni, partake of a Apelios
.- Unfortunately, we can use the powers of Tayga, so Apelios take care and we are moving towards the village saw earlier
.- We do not care about because, despite having suffered numerous injuries, we're all good ... ... ..

Cubefield Largest Screan

King undead

probably proctocronista was subtly misled when told that the heroes would go on a ship from the undead undead
.- With a sudden as incomprehensible as the deputy head of the company turnaround Apeliuccio beautiful, no doubt in order to draw and personal enjoyment, he decides to call his gigantic friend uccellone
.- The call, made with the help of useful scrolls communication, ably mediated by the intuition of the Count, we lose almost all the time at our disposal
.- The Rok, however, happily runs happy and, after having dined with two elves, with a property of language, intelligence and mental elasticity is probably unattainable for Alkatel, agrees to take us from the undead and not kill anyone .-
nobilotto We welcome the friendly, apart from the Archmage who tries to point out to him that looks like a trade union CGIL, and we leave happy for the much sought after destination
.- Here we find not the King himself, who seems to be the Dead Peter Cushing stunt after the diet of the Templar
.- The friendly undead also to make himself look good, it shows an aura of tremendous power, probably enhanced by using fraudulent stink bombs and vials of watery .-
view of the time we say four bullshit waiting to meet him not under the influence of mind-numbing liquid .-
So much for the Archmage, issue of the first ten minutes ... ... ... ... ....
always something that has eaten before ... ...